首先宣告這次出遊和霾沒有半毛錢的事!我們來到這個世上,然後生活,並且死去。我們不得不來,不得不走,在這個殘酷的世界我們逃不掉,面對吧,直視吧。和我同床共枕的人,和含辛茹苦的人,和十月革命後的小搗蛋。我選擇深情的活著。深情和活著!所以這次出遊沒有情節,沒有情懷,沒有裝逼(我從不裝逼,我就是一個B),只有愛,最好的愛是陪伴。我愛你們,一起出發啦:-)



行程概要
先來個簡單的行程介紹
2016.12.16~2016.12.25
1 成都-重慶-曼谷
2 曼谷(大皇宮-夜遊湄南河)
3 曼谷(美攻鐵路市場-安帕瓦水上市場)
4 曼谷 (暹羅海洋館)-普吉
5-7 普吉 (斯米蘭3天2夜)
8 普吉
9 普吉-曼谷
10 曼谷-重慶-成都
費用明細
費用,費用,費用!4大1小25000 來個明細如何
機票(亞航)共計6747
暹羅海洋館(淘寶)成人40 兒童75 共計395
西蒙人妖秀 (淘寶)成人85 兒童0 包酒店接送 共計340
HAPPY卡 (淘寶)兩張共計66
曼谷接送機(懶貓)共計155
普吉接送機(懶貓)共計250
夜遊湄南河 (淘寶)成人120 兒童93 共計673
斯米蘭 (普吉趴趴走)共計4大1小,3天2夜船宿共計6400
曼谷酒店含早 (攜程)3天2間房共計1820
普吉酒店不含早(攜程)普吉第一天 兩間共計200
普吉酒店含早(攜程)從斯米蘭返回普吉 2天2間共計2200
成都-重慶往返火車票 共計800
簽證 1200
零用 3000
首先宣告這次出遊
1 成都-重慶-曼谷
1 成都-重慶-曼谷
第一天並不輕鬆,公交-火車-輕軌-飛機-包車 終於到了酒店。酒店聖誕節的氣息撲面而來,但這次曼谷給我的第一映象滿滿都是過世的國王。全國哀悼,全民戴孝,包括身穿紅色工作服的亞航空姐夜不例外。飛機上遇到了交3200玩新馬泰的團。清一色的退休人員,廉價航空座位窄,沒有餐點,沒有水和飲料讓退休的大爺大媽們坐不住了,在過道上走來走去,把亞航空姐的臉都氣青了!我也有些無可奈何,既然奔波了一天,就讓我淪陷在便利店吧





2 曼谷(大皇宮-夜遊湄南河)
2 曼谷(大皇宮-夜遊湄南河)
有了第一天遇到旅遊團的經歷我決定早早起床去大皇宮,避免滿滿都是人
酒店在上6點就供應早餐了,很豐富。甜品甜的不要不要的,來了口冬蔭功(其實就是酸辣蝦)都不合胃口。各種DIY的沙拉和奶昔才是我的最愛


打車到大皇宮,下車還需要步行一段。應為這段時間是哀悼日,交通管制了。大量的民眾統一穿著黑色的正裝排隊瞻仰遺容。雖然人很多,但次序井然。有遮陽的涼棚,老弱病殘的快速通道,維護次序的志願者,派發食品飲料防暑藥品的公益組織。突然我覺得自己格格不入,天哪!滿大街就我一個人穿了一條紅裙子!有位老婆婆很嚴肅的建議我買身黑白的衣服。我覺得很不好意思,馬上道歉說不好意思,轉身買了衣服和褲子(人民幣90) 衣服我還很滿意。在門口等到8:30順利的開始買票參觀了。由於國殤,沒有了各種參觀騙局和賣鴿子飼料的


































大皇宮出來,一路滿大街逛。政法學院-美術館-考山路-蘇泰寺
因毗鄰旅遊景點大皇宮 、國家博物館及美術館,考山路一直深受揹包客青睞。這裡酒吧眾多,也有很多特色小店。考山路真的是魚龍混雜,五味俱全。
蘇泰寺坐落於曼谷,是泰國的國家一級寺廟,也是泰國最古老、最大的寺廟之一,耗時40年才完工。寺廟於1807年拉瑪一世時開始建造,拉瑪二世時期為寺廟雕刻上漂亮的壁畫,直至拉瑪三世,即1847年才建成。在蘇泰寺外,有一個巨大的紅色鞦韆,可惜的是鞦韆於拉瑪七世時下令禁止使用,現在只空蕩蕩的紅色架子,卻是鴿子們的樂園。



















夜遊湄南河,是爸爸媽媽喜歡的專案。既然一起出遊各種喜愛統統滿足。在等船的時間裡看到了美美的日落,本以為登船時間到了,結果新加了一條船,我們的船隻有時間延後半小時。小朋友等的不賴煩了,幸好上船前的一段歡迎舞安慰了大家。船上那頓飯一定要吃。專治各種不服,專治裝逼的你,不說了,看圖。













3 曼谷(美攻鐵路市場-安帕瓦水上市場)
3 曼谷(美攻鐵路市場-安帕瓦水上市場)
睡懶覺也是度假的重要專案,起床後慵懶的享受早餐實在是太好不過了。酒店的早餐每天品種都要更換,在這裡要嚴重表揚以下,我還開心的發現了辣椒麵,原諒我這個成都妹兒吧!



在酒店大廳等一日遊的導遊來接車,時間準的不要不要的。導遊是個老伯伯,居然80多歲了。主父在早期從廣東逃到暹羅國避難後定居的,但再也沒有回國中國。自己在安帕瓦經營這碼頭,也親子跑起了一日遊的旅遊業務。老伯很愛說,車上還有一個上海的姐姐叫CICI,很快兩個妹妹就成了好朋友。
一日遊的時間很不錯,逛了一會兒市場,坐在市場的盡頭喝椰子汁(25泰銖=5元),剛好來了一班火車,剛剛平靜的市場開始迅速收攤,馬上軌道就亮了出來。







美功鐵道市場
這是世界上最牛逼的菜市場
也是世界上最危險的菜市場
狹窄的鐵軌兩旁擺滿了攤子
儘管每天有八趟火車要經過這裡
攤主們仍然不改初衷悠閒自在的經營著瓜果蔬菜魚肉蛋鮮
在火車站鳴笛警報拉響時迅速收拾攤位撤離…
繼續看圖吧








































下一站車行不到20分鐘
安帕瓦水上市場
泰國最有趣的午後水上市場
沒有濃重的商業氣息
這裡也是小販的天堂
他們的船隻上裝滿了食物和飲料
貽貝、麵條、咖啡、糖果等
有的船上甚至支起了燒烤架…
看圖

































小吃品種特別多,價格還美麗,4大1小吃了好多美食不過50塊。河邊還沒有人高的灌木居然滿是鳥窩,松鼠在電線上跑來跑去,狗狗慵懶的湊過來分享美食。來個美食圖給你們吧






































天色漸暗
穿上救生衣
隨著船家去探尋螢火蟲的蹤跡
涼風習習
小船逼近
不能高聲
不能開燈
不能拍照
一隻螢火蟲
兩隻螢火蟲
三隻螢火蟲
無數螢火蟲
……
像星星的河流
像燈籠的長陣
成片成片
點亮夜的星空
彷彿在尋找白天遺失的夢
可惜拍不出來,有機會大家親自來感受。
60泰銖坐1個多小時的船(一日遊費用包含),保證以後我不在消費公園的任何船













回酒店也不過10點,乾脆走兩步逛水門夜市。吃烤串,榴蓮冰激凌,買人字拖,還選了個貓頭鷹小包





4 曼谷 (暹羅海洋館)-普吉
4 曼谷 (暹羅海洋館)-普吉
住的酒店在水門,距離暹羅海洋館步行就可以了
位於Siam Paragon的亞洲最大的室內水族館在商場-1樓,直接用訂單換票就好。
商場1樓全是美食,還有不容錯過的冰淇淋。
吃過早飯不久,先來個冰激凌,美食等逛完再享用吧
說重點暹羅海洋世界也是東南亞地區最大的海洋館
看圖


















































逛完海洋館,父母帶娃在商場逛超市吃美食。
我和老公抓經時間拜四面佛
四面佛是華人地區民間對梵天的俗稱,”梵天”在佛教中亦稱造書天、婆羅賀摩天、淨天。原是印度教、婆羅門教三大主神之一的梵天,是創造宇宙之神,梵文字母的創制者。在東南亞,特別是泰國被認為是法力無邊,掌握人間榮華富貴之神;其四面分別朝向東南西北,供信眾祈福。由於外形近似中國佛像,中文譯名多為四面佛,但事實上四面佛不是佛,所以準確而言應譯為四面神。






















今天就要離開曼谷了,司機早早的把我們一家送到廊曼機場,再次領略了曼谷的堵車。爸爸反覆的唸叨受不了摩托車的噪音,媽媽卻很盡興的翻看著手機上的照片。
曼谷再見!還有普吉喔~未完待續喔

到普吉已經是晚上8點過了,機場到芭東海灘的酒店有1個過小時的車程。由於明天一早6點就要去斯米蘭島,就定了加便宜的客棧。前臺沒有任何人,只有老闆的留言和電話,早上離開是也一樣沒有看見老闆。
客棧名叫川字一號,廚房可以自助使用,距離海灘也不是很遠,100一個房間也很便宜。我反正是在淘寶定的。
5-7 普吉 (斯米蘭3天2夜)
5-7 普吉 (斯米蘭3天2夜)
斯米蘭,也算是這次的主題了。為了保護只開放半年時間,帶著小朋友出遊也不想多週轉,不如來個三天兩夜的斯米蘭。
早上準時的六點就接人了,司機穿著Sea Star 的衣服,看見穿著親子裝的我們熱情的幫忙提行李。車開了接近2小時才到碼頭。存行李,發青草膏和暈船藥,領毛巾和潛水用品,不算精緻但很用心的早餐。帶上各色的手環找到自己的領隊。領隊的中國話肯定是跟宋小寶學的,名字叫阿青!阿青搞笑的功力不比宋小寶差,還比宋小寶黑還有一位普吉趴趴走的協助叫佩佩,也可以叫美人魚。
上島不能穿鞋(夜市為了保護環境),上快艇前統一打包拖鞋,建議帶上潛水襪喔!Sea Star的老闆居然是的韓國老伯伯,熱情的在登船口和大家打招呼。出於謹慎,我乖乖的坐在船艙,不敢嘗試船頭破浪的感覺。
出了海灣就是泰國海軍的駐地,可以看見好多軍艦。快艇開始加速,船員站在船尾,我們家小公舉先還有點膽怯後來睡著了。有人吐了,有人興奮的叫著,看到島了。


說了半天多看看圖再繼續






聽口音應該是西班牙語,一對好朋友,從3層高的船頂比賽跳水,看到我們拍他們的照片還留了郵箱。

















謝謝俄羅斯帥哥給我們拍的全家福





削菠蘿,切西瓜,帶大家潛水,換床單,剝蝦~整天都很忙碌,整天都看海景!




不是在煮飯就是在煮飯。我們住在船上只有10人,每天住在4號島上的人都會上船來用餐和浮潛。所有的導遊船員也都要到大船用餐。





和二位加了微信,但因時間長了沒有確認,聯絡不上了!他們正真愛這樣的工作,天天泡在海上的他們,每每在船停泊時還是要下海暢遊一把,不時也拿起自己的單反相互拍拍!
































這裡的每天都是重複的,早上開橡皮艇接人吃早飯。可以選擇留在船上浮潛,也可以去沙灘上玩,旁晚都回船上用餐看日落,然後該回島的回島,住船上的享受著慢搖和海風。(第二天風大,船擺動大,我有點暈船,吃下暈船藥就什麼也不知道了)
看完海還允許我上點海灘照片晒晒幸福吧!






























在來一組水下相機的照片,效果不是特別好,紀念一下也不賴














最後到風帆石留個影就告別斯米蘭了,回程的我勇敢的嘗試了船頭,巴士慘了!!過幾天上視屏!
回到碼頭吃了點自助小點,返回普吉到了我們定的酒店,各種洗衣服,衝了幾次都還是好多沙!
8-9 普吉芭東海灘
早上泡酒店,下午逛芭東海灘,晚上看西蒙人妖秀
早上睡了一個懶覺,露臺正對大海,樓下就是餐廳和游泳池。簡單梳洗後就去享用早餐。然後就賴在酒店不想出來



















下午暴走芭東
江西冷 班贊市場 酒吧一條街 海灘
DQ冰淇淋每個味道都吃個遍

偶遇小螃蟹
































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至於晚上的人妖秀首先要肯定是專業水準,舞美 燈光 服飾 編排都很不錯
我的觀後感 滿臺的男人跳得好熱鬧
女兒觀後感 原來芭比娃娃是真的
老公觀後感 可以當維多利亞秀看
父母觀後感 終於不是滿場鄧麗君

承認表演的水準,但並不認可這個行業,總覺得在人權問題上擱不平。有多少懵懂?多少心酸?蛻變成功與否?也許從來沒有綻放過,也許只是流星,短暫的晚年生活不堪折磨~~~
看完人妖秀父母帶娃回酒店,我和老公去了就把一條街浪
和白天完全兩個樣,晚上11點各種表演才開始,上島遊玩的人都回到本島,這個時候的芭東才叫 世界樂園
站街女口味很重,衝刺著劣質香水味道
街頭藝人很賣力,圍觀群眾掌聲熱烈
陪酒女招攬著過客,老公馬上拉著我的手免於騷擾
瞎子賣唱看來是全球通用的
賣聖誕節帽子的小商販不停的叫賣兜售
馬殺雞 冰激凌 鮮榨果汁 香蕉煎餅~~各種叫賣聲,音樂聲,汽車摩托聲交織
猛然抬頭看見國王的黑白照片和輓聯總覺得好突兀
在芭東的最後一天了,不想再吃咖哩和香茅草的食物了
雞飯




來吃飯的好多當地人,品種也比較多,很符合中國人的口味。雞肉很嫩!叉燒飯和豬腳飯都好吃,湯也很濃
在芭東海灘居然發現了蘭州拉麵




一聽口音就知道老闆是蘭州的,久違的熟油海椒和酸菜讓我欲罷不能!牛肉量超多,重點是味正!
麥當勞 一個套餐滿足3代人
本來想睡午覺的女兒又滿血復活了


最後的下午留給芭東海灘,
願意和最親密的虛度時光,
撿貝殼,晒太陽,打瞌睡,
喜歡浪花掏空腳下細沙的感覺
喜歡躺在沙灘上吃榴蓮冰激凌的感覺
喜歡鴿子飛來偷零食的感覺
喜歡和家人在一起的感覺
記住那一波浪
記住那一抹雲
記住那一捧沙
記住我美好的時光
記住我和你美好的時光
記住我和你們美好的時光




















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